“what would you do for a klondike bar?”

…absolutely nothing.

 

(post by matt, the less funny of the two authors)

Facebook complainers are the worst type of complainers, get a blog already!

30 is the new 20, unless you’re 50.

Chipotle Burritos and French Day Spas

J’ai pop (insert fart noise).

That is what french sounds like.  All french. I’m fluent.

Just had a burrito….the burrito bowl is for losers. Go with the burrito, the tortilla is worth it.

These are some of the things I think about when I am supposed to be working.

Golden Chocolate Oreos are the new regular Oreos.

Ponder that…..

10-4- I’m quitting soon.